June 2011
Society is wrong. Dead wrong. We're taught to...
gothistory:
love this
i'm really sad guys and i don't really know why
except I kind of do.
And it’s pathetic.
I am pathetic.
Fingertips and Curvy Hips: Crimes Committed by... →
stfuconservatives:
(also known as “Cool pro-life story, bros!”)
7 murders
17 attempted murders
52 bombings
180 arsons
89 invasions
1,211 incidents of vandalism
1,341 trespasses
100 acid attacks
655 anthrax threats
146 cases of assault and battery
375 death threats
3 kidnappings
96 burglaries
“i could never look someone in the eye and tell them that they didn’t love...”
– hayley williams (when asked about gay marriage)
These Men Will Die in Your Lifetime
lunafaery:
2pacalypse-now:
shit-taco:
Gene Wilder
Bill Murray
Robin Williams
Christopher Walken
Harrison Ford
Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Liam Neeson
THIS IS THE MOST DEPRESSING POST OF ALL TIME.
^^^
MORGAN FREEMAN WILL NEVER DIE!!!!!!!!
“Excuse me while I throw this down, I’m old and cranky and tired of hearing the...”
– Hanne Blank (via ehsisyphus)
OH MY GOD I THINK I WILL PUKE FROM JOY
So today I was browsing the internet for auditions at work, like a good little intern, and I found out that there will be auditions for SPRING AWAKENING THE FUCKING MUSICAL next week in Chicago.
Needless to say, I am auditioning even though it doesn’t run until December. I am overnighting my resume and headshot and praying that they call me this week.
Holy piss. My life.
Reblog if you can find Pearl.
leinylovessyou:
I wish Tumblr was like connected to our closets...
zacharylickedyou:
the-absolute-funniest:
And the band members we like can go straight to our beds.
YESYESYESYESYESYES!!
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
landlockedxblues:
Soco Amaretto Lime by Brand...
“I want you. I love you. You’re food and drink to me, the whole bloody machinery...”
– Henry Miller in a letter to Anaïs Nin (via portraitofamind)
